100 Days of School

[GingerPye]

ewww, that's wrong on so many levels!  bleck.   

[YouKnowWho]

And today I got the email that they are doing cupcakes to celebrate the 100th day of school as well.

Could you at least use lube (reminder to pick some up when getting the flavored condoms...)

[ajasfolks2]

Do we have a member here who might express you 100 rabbit turds?

Or perhaps 200 -- 100 for the project and the other 100 to sprinkle on cupcakes.



Hang in there, YKW.   


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[Janelle205]

So presumably the goal is for the students to consume 100 teaspoons of sugar to celebrate 100 days of school?

Maybe you should add some insulin syringes to the condoms/lube party pack for the future type 2 diabetics. 

[YouKnowWho]

So presumably the goal is for the students to consume 100 teaspoons of sugar to celebrate 100 days of school?

Maybe you should add some insulin syringes to the condoms/lube party pack for the future type 2 diabetics.

I so heart this!

[GingerPye]

maybe suggest to the teacher that she include a health unit on diabetes during the 100 Day celebration . . . 

[Arkadia]

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I wonder who gets the (peanut butter) cheerios carefully bagged up in hepatitis-Mom's kitchen....

You do know there are a good number of healthcare workers with hepatitis and or AIDS, yes? I mean, I wouldn't want any person who doesn't use standard precautions bagging up anything for my child, hepatitis or not. There are children in school with either, (maybe both) and aside from fulminant unusual illness, or staff with loose lips, you won't be able to pick them out. Teachers too.

Personally, I don't want anyone with CATS or BIRDS feeding my child from their kitchen, but that's just me. I've never had so much as a cup of coffee from my best friend's kitchen, (cats and birds)  but our friendship isn't founded on that.

[maeve]

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I wonder who gets the (peanut butter) cheerios carefully bagged up in hepatitis-Mom's kitchen....

You do know there are a good number of healthcare workers with hepatitis and or AIDS, yes? I mean, I wouldn't want any person who doesn't use standard precautions bagging up anything for my child, hepatitis or not. There are children in school with either, (maybe both) and aside from fulminant unusual illness, or staff with loose lips, you won't be able to pick them out. Teachers too.

Personally, I don't want anyone with CATS or BIRDS feeding my child from their kitchen, but that's just me. I've never had so much as a cup of coffee from my best friend's kitchen, (cats and birds)  but our friendship isn't founded on that.

I'm the same way.

[CMdeux]

Naturally-- point was that there are plenty of reasons why the HEALTH department wouldn't allow food to be served to the public from someone's kitchen...



but put it in the context of feeding kids in a school setting and suddenly it's fine...   

I've eaten food from my HIV+/AIDS afflicted friends kitchens many times, FWIW.  I'm not squeamish about it-- but yeah, add in cat-asserole...     Nooooooooooo, thank you.

My cats are not allowed on counters, and my counters are WASHED before I use them anyway.  There's a reason.   

[Arkadia]

My cats are not allowed on counters,

Those cats are pulling that Jedi Mind crap on you aren't they? 

[CMdeux]

No-- as noted, I wash them before use.  Why would I do that if I thought that our cats followed the rules when we aren't here?     Besides, it's the tiny footprints on the cooktop's glossy black glass that give one of them away...

[Arkadia]

Oh. Small footprints. Countertops. yes. 'cept I don't have cats....

[rainbow]

Naturally-- point was that there are plenty of reasons why the HEALTH department wouldn't allow food to be served to the public from someone's kitchen...

but put it in the context of feeding kids in a school setting and suddenly it's fine...   

That's what I cannot understand.

Makes NO sense!

[YouKnowWho]

Naturally-- point was that there are plenty of reasons why the HEALTH department wouldn't allow food to be served to the public from someone's kitchen...

but put it in the context of feeding kids in a school setting and suddenly it's fine...   

That's what I cannot understand.

Makes NO sense!

Same school allows homemade treats left and right.  It's not their issue, it's mine.  God forbid that I say no when my NKA daughter goes there.  I sat there and watched DS2 pick at his nose repeatedly this morning - I can just see him and any other child helping mom.

They keep throwing back in my face that it's personal responsbility (on DSs and I) and if the cost is too high then maybe my kids can either sit out some of these parties.  WTF? 

By the way, the WORD (notice that I said WORD) is Creativity and Imagination (I count those as two words, what is wrong with me, I didn't even have to take off my shoes).  So we lack creativity and imagination to include all children.

I'm not sending Valentines to the kids with brown eyes this year.  I know it's not their fault they have brown eyes, but maybe someone will understand how it feels.

[ajasfolks2]

I'm not sending Valentines to the kids with brown eyes this year.  I know it's not their fault they have brown eyes, but maybe someone will understand how it feels.

Sounds like a workable plan . . . truly . . . with a brief note of explanation to the staff.